Posted on May 22, 2012 at 1:52 am

I’m in Bizness

Answer the phones and open the doors
‘Cause I’m in bizness!
Repaint the walls and polish the floors
‘Cause I’m in bizness now!
Get me a pen, a desk, and a chair
‘Cause I’m in bizness!
Get me an office high in the air
‘Cause I’m in bizness now!
Hung my shingle out the door:
“General Store – Why be sore and wait?
Make your splash and pay in cash
While it’s on sale and before it’s too late!”
We got a spot as hot as a sauna
We’ll get a yacht to trot if you wanna
I’m in bizness and business is gonna be great!

Come fulfill your one desire,
Country squire, let the fire be fanned!
Class or schlock, it’s all in stock,
I got miles of supply and piles of demand!
Something for Major, minor, or modal –
Something to make the mountain goats yodel –
I’m in bizness and business is totally grand!

Check or charge or dollar bill –
Get your fill! Buy until you bow!
Wheels and spiels and super deals:
We go as low as the dough will allow!

Spreadin’ the gospel simple as Simon!
We hit the peak without even climbin’!
Look out below, ‘cause baby, I’m in
Biz-Ness Now!