Posted on February 2, 2012 at 11:10 am

When I said I was going to cover The Stranger in its entirety, I knew (as did you all) that what I really meant is that I was going to have to deal with “Scenes From An Italian Restaurant.” This song is a singular, magnificent creation; it does not want to be reckoned with. I would not set about doing an arrangement of “Bohemian Rhapsody.” I would not put “my stamp” on side two of Abbey Road. But here I am, staring at seven and a half minutes of beautifully written, arranged and performed music and forcing myself to follow through on my threat to Jerbify it.

When they did this song in Movin’ Out on Broadway, they changed the lyric from “summer of ’75” to “summer of ’65.” The song makes a lot more sense that way, honestly – the references to both engineer boots and “greasers” place the action comfortably in the mid-sixties. “Seventy-five” sings a lot better, though, and I couldn’t make my mouth say it the other way, so I guess Brenda and Eddie are just weird anachronisms buying paintings from Sears. (That quirky detail about their home décor is my favorite line in the lyric.)

I’ve always been moved by the story of Brenda and Eddie, but I’ve never been entirely sure who the narrator was; I decided that it was the Piano Man himself, sitting at the bar on a break, telling the story to an old girlfriend from the old neighborhood who happened to stop in. In order to make my intentions clearer, I skipped one of the sections of the song; it happens to be the most iconic section, but part of the gestalt of this project has been about hearing things in different ways. And look, the good news is my version’s only five minutes long.

I chose not to mimic Billy’s legendary Long Island diction here, but it was hard not to sing “Brenda Renetti” and “boddla weitz” after hearing it that way for thirty-five years.

When I was in Portland last weekend, I met some of the teenage band members of a local production of 13, and all of the guitarists yelled at me for writing such hard chords. I hope that now they will listen to my execrable guitar playing on this track and enjoy the smug satisfaction of knowing that while I can write it, I most certainly can’t play it.

On to side two!


Scenes From An Italian Restaurant
Music and lyric by Billy Joel (1977)
Jason Robert Brown: piano, percussion, guitar, harmonica & vocal
Recorded at Casa JRB, Los Angeles, CA, 2/1/12